One day, there was a certain frog named Kornitily Fump who went for a hop with his brother Lufus. They inadvertently entered a lonely cabin after lunch. Lufus let out a stinker and Kornitily told him to go away.

'Ole Lufus was a curious sort and he started exploring a curious corner of the cabin that contained curious smells...when suddenly, he fell in a butter churn full of cream. He cried, "Help me Kornitily...help...help!"

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Kornitily takes a flying leap into the giant butter churn. He starts to kick his legs, but Lufus has already sunk.

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Kornitily waits to see if Lufus the Doofus will make it by himself. He waits and waits and waits until the leaves have fallen and it's winter. Unfortunately he is starving and the cream is frozen. "

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Mr. Korny tried to go away and forget it ever happened but he couldn't so he made up an outlandish story to tell his folks. They pretended to believe him but when he left for Harvard Froggy College, they went to the cabin and found Lufus, creamated.

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Kornitily thought that since his brother was so gaseous, he'd better forget about him and just get as far away from the cabin as possible. Eventually, Kornitily came home.

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Kornitily makes a valiant attempt at diving, but the cream is too thick...too thick...can't see!...
...toooo thick.........can't breath.......blublublbublubub.....Mmmmmm...tastes like spring butter!.......
..................twitch....

Unfortunately, Korny drowns in the thick cream, but none to quickly.

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Kornitily imagines himself as the infamous "Happy Trigger-legs" he always tuned-in for on froggy-vision before the show was canceled due to excessive viewer indiscretion when it came to certain hind parts. Korny continues to kick and kick until he has churned up a nice pad of butter, which he comfortably lies on the rest of his rich days, slurping rich cream. Hooray!!! (...don't swallow Lufus)

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Kornitily really wishes he had paid more attention to those old swimming lesson classes his ma made him take, as he kicks with all his might and searches for bubbles. Presently, he sees Lufus slowly rise out of the butter churn in a giant bubble.

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Kornitily glares viciously at Lufus, remembering all those times when Lufus absolutely ruined his life with embarrassment at the most inopportune places (Lufus always had a gas problem). He smirks and pops the bubble, shooting off poor Lufus into the unsparing cream. Korny suddenly feels a surge of guiltiness on his conscience and tries to go after Lufus, but it is too late...too, too late for Lufus.

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Korny watches Lufus and suddenly sees him as the famous froggy actress Brianna Toadette. He is stuck by Brianna's presence and sighs... ahh... wish I had a wart like her. He feels giddy and romantic (even in the cream) and takes his hand and putting it under his chin, waves goodbye. "Toodaloo... dont forget to write...sigh...Brianna...ah..."

...."AHHhh!! Lufus!"

"Lufus! Come back! Oh no...come baaaack Lufus...."

Sadly, Lufus the Doofus floats away with a strange feeling he's Brianna Toadette. He was never seen again and Kornitily never ever watched old Brianna Toadette reruns again.

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"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!" (cough, cough!)

Korny yells his froggy lungs out, but sadly the only thing that comes to peer over the edge of the churn is a little, mindless, smiling podling as listless as the two froggy bodies that rise to the foam some time later.

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Kornitily finally couldn't stand it. He died and was found by some lab scientists who came back from coffee break to continue their research into the freezing of cream. One had just suggested the possible addition of sugar, but that idea was promptly forgotten upon the discovery of Korny's poor carcass. The scientists gambled heavily for the prize, and the winner eventually went off sabbatical and showed his class how to dissect a frog. Turns out - Kornitily was a GIRL!

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Kornitily survives the freezing winter by eating his dead skin and licking frozen cream. Unfortunately, he got his tongue stuck on the cream and had to rip it off - all because he was thirsty. And more unfortunately, poor Lufus dies.

No one would suspect that 10,000 years later scientists would take Lufus, mistake him for a new lipid-based species, and use his DNA to inadvertently create the first giant goo-goo-dough-frog-godzilla terror in that century. Many perished.

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Lufus came back and haunted Kornitily for leaving him. Korny couldn't take it and left froggy college early to write books about his childhood in an attempt to expose the darker side of Lufus. He almost, but never quite made it to an interview with Croaky-Curic. Before long, he was turned into the froggy insane asylum, where he lives today.

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Lufus vowed that Kornitily would shamefully fail at the proud Harvard Froggy College. He mysteriously took his brother's papers and documents. Sometimes he made new papers and put stupid answers such as 'I killed Lufus' for a mathematical problem. Eventually, Kornitily was expelled from Harvard Froggy College. Now he never ever touches anything made of cream (once he tasted one of his aunt's creamed flies only to be sick all over their well-groomed pad), and he is a mad frog.

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Now Lufus was ready for REVENGE! He put up ghostly signs claiming a warrant for Kornitily's arrest for insane killing. No one accepted Korny's outlandish story any more, so of course he was presently turned in by his girlfriend, the late tree-hugging sensation, Sally Pollywogger. He was promptly arrested and sentenced to fifty years churning cream. He still has 20 to go.

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Korny was greeted by a new and surprisingly pleasant odor when he came home. Of course, it was because Lufus wasn't there. He felt so guilty, though, that he hopped off to a faraway land and changed his identity.

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He was greeted by Lufus and suffered a mild heart attack. He quickly recovered, but some subtle blackmail on the part of Lufus had Korny indebted to slave around for him. After a while, Lufus got on his nerves so much that Korny refused to do anything for him.

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Lufus was so spoiled, he becomes infuriated with Korny's lack of enthusiasm, and he tells their parents what Kornitily did to him that fateful day. The parents with their tender-hearted souls, could not process what Lufus was insisting to them. One morning they woke up with acute amnesia, never recognized Korny or Lufus again, and went berserk to the extent that Kornitily had to enroll them into the FIA (Froggy Insane Asylum).

Korny was so mad at Lufus, he got a court order to have Lufus' tongue removed (this is allowed by some arcane statutes of froggy law). Lufus soon got an artificial one, though, and got married. But all of his descendents had a lisp. And whenever Lufus heard his children speak, he was haunted by dreadful memories. Poor Lufus died and his last words to his children were, "Let them eat cream."

Kornitily died not too soon after Lufus' passing. Like Lufus, he was creameted and they are rested in peace side by side with the tombstone epitaph reading, "Lufus and Kornitily Fump. Unhappy in life, but rich and creamy in the hereafter."

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Lufus remained calm, but kept his haughty spirit. He vowed to get even with crummy Kornitily. When he became older he disowned him, (officially this time-he had tried before many times.) He also ordered fifty barrels of cream delivered to Korny's house one day. When poor Korny found them on his door step he fainted and had nightmares for a month.

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He saw his mother and she asked where Lufus was. He lied, telling her Lufus had eloped with a certain frog named Creamy Butter. It is unclear whether his mother believed him, but she immediately collapsed and fell off their log, sustaining innumerable fractures and causing Kornitily to work the rest of his life paying off her medical bills. His father, on the other hand, did believe him and never did nothing, which meant he was always doing something, but it was totally unrelated to this story.

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Lufus became frightened and ran away to a land called Gibblysquake. There he met a frog by the name of "Ident Know". Her full name was "I Don't Even Know" but everyone teased her for her name, so she insisted everyone call her Ident. She asked her parents why they gave her such a weird name. The Knows told her that when they were filling out stuff for her birth papers, Mr. Know thought he was doing a crossword puzzle, and the question, "Do you have a designation for your tadpollish offspring?" threw him for a loop until he came to believe it was a trick question, and "I Don't" seemed to fit perfectly. Her middle name was Even, and they would not apologize for that one. There was no way, unfortunately, to change the thing without knowing a lawyer in the secretive Society-of-Sleazy-Green-Chumps, and so she became stuck with it.

Lufuy felt sorry for I Don't Even Know and took a liking to her. Ident was so surprised that she didn't even know what to do. (No pun intended) Eventually, as you might have guessed, they got married and when they had their first froggie, they named it (by mistake) Buttery Cream Churn.

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Eventually, Kornitily changed his name to Kornility Toad and moved to a dry and barren land where the sight of cream would no longer make him soil himself. After much time had passed, his descendents became muscular and warty. They began to be called toads and didn't mingle much with frogs. That brings us up to today. So if you ever see a frog or a toad, remember Lufus and Korny and the creamy price they had to pay.

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Korny waits and waits for the perfect time, when the children of Lufus are old enough to begin attendance at the froggy nursery. He sends Lufus a very official looking letter that reads in part:

"By order of the Great Froggy Collective, whoever receives this notice is not eligible for application to froggy nurseries. Instead, all young froggies in the household will be sent to work as apprentices in the creameries. You must place all young froggies in the black van that arrives at your log or pad on the first of the month. If you fail to comply, you will be fed to the swamp-cats. If you inform anyone else that you have received this notice, you will be fed to swamp-cats."

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Korny makes a heartfelt attempt at reconciliation, initially. He pitches a business idea called the Froggy Brothers Investigation (FBI). Doofus Lufus gets so wrapped up and excited that he doesn't even think about flies for a month. This so improves his gaseous presence that even Kornitily is able to bear sharing the case load for a time. But he keeps all the FBI business paperwork a secret from Lufus, especially the fact that he has registered FBI as Fump Brothers Investigation (not Froggy), knowing full well that Lufus changed his last name to Gumper when Lufus disowned Korny officially all those painful months ago.

As expected, it wasn't long before Korny had a falling out with Lufus over the case of The Strange Mushroom Spores. He promptly sold the business to a conglomerate that happened to own many creameries. Korny was able to convince the courts that Lufus had no real ownership in the Fump Brothers Investigation since he was not a Fump, and so the only surviving Fump brother walked away with millions while Lufus was reduced to guiding strange mushroom safaris through swamp-cat infested marshes.

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Lufus frets all week, but when the black van finally rolls up he tells his 6 froglets that "cream is for your own good" and "sometimes you have to learn the hard way." Into the black van they go, with many tears and supplications. The van pulls away, but Lufus' tongue has somehow gotten caught in the door and he is drug for many yards before the van finally stops and Korny gets out to disentangle his brother from the black van's locking mechanism. Lufus is so stunned to see Korny, and Korny is so appalled that Dufus Lufus relinquished his offspring, that they never speak to each other again.

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It is the first of the month. Slowly, in the pre-dawn twilight hours, the black van rolls up the drive to Lufus' Log. Slowly, it comes to a crunching halt and a black door slides open revealing blackness. The seconds tick by and no one emerges from the log. Still the van waits.

The mist is thick and swirling. Finally, Lufus comes out of the log wearing an "I love swamp-cats" T-shirt. Kornitily is so overcome (with what, he was never able to name later), that he hopped out of the van, and embraced Lufus. And so it was, they enjoyed many tenuously bearable years ever-after.

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